“Why do boy pigs have umbilical cords? They don’t have kids!”
“So we’re looking for a singer and someone to play the piano—”
“A pianist?”
“That’s what she said.”
In one of my Biology classes, the teacher was talking about the scientific names for white blood cells. They’re leukocytes, because “leuko-” means white. Someone raised their hand and asked “Does that mean only white people can get leukemia?”
When the swine flu was a big scare a few years ago, I overheard people talking about it a lot. There was one line, though, that just made my day when I heard it.
“Swine flu? That’s a bird, you know.”
The best part? The guy was 100% serious. You could tell by the look on his face.